Why I Would Marry Rocky Randhawa in a Heartbeat

I would marry Rocky Randhawa in a heartbeat. Let me tell you why.

1. He's ridiculously funny (unknowingly, of course) and will keep you giggling endlessly.

2. He will make you a gigantic ghee-laden laddoo for your birthday, stick a candle on it instead of a cake and make the whole occasion feel like the most romantic birthday ever.

3. He will turn up in his flashy red Ferrari, looking like he has driven straight out of a Bollywood fantasy, and make an entrance you won't forget. And when it's your birthday, he'll take you to an antique shop, play an old Mohammed Rafi number on an LP record and serenade you like it's the 1960s.

4. He will love you with all his heart and agree to a three-month arrangement of living as a guest in your parents' home, while you do the same in his. Not just talk about compromise, but actually show up and make an effort.

5. He will propose to you, Bollywood style, and give you the warmest, tightest hugs. Because sometimes, all a girl really wants is someone who isn't afraid to be ridiculously romantic.

Yes, Bollywood, Hollywood and practically every rom-com in the world have ruined 90s girls. Here we are, endlessly swiping left and right, hoping to find a little bit of cinematic magic in this rather uncinematic dating circus.

Unfortunately, Rocky Randhawa only exists in the movies.

Sigh!