Wednesday, May 20, 2026

Summer Sore Throats

Summer sore throats are different from winter sore throats,
The summer ones don't make us bleat like goats,

In the battle of the scorching sun vs. our tonsils,
We're left feeling like fossils,

But as I always say, it's mind over matter,
Let's dust this silly ailment away like it does not matter,

A couple of salt water gargles,
An ayurvedic goli or two, we can easily overcome this minor hurdle,

It's so important to have our vocal cords intact,
I feel very sad when I momentarily lose my voice and that's a fact,

To be in the pink of health,
Is the greatest wealth,

Let's gift ourselves well-functioning body parts,
So that we don't sound and look like big fat farts.

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