By telling her I eat a handful of chips each night, she instantly made me do 10 more squats,
I eat two pieces of dark chocolate too,
I confessed, she increased my dumbbell reps by two,
Excercise and food don't go hand in hand,
We have to turn our taste buds bland,
To have washboard abs,
Grinned like a Chesire Cat as I wrote those words, for at present I have only jiggly flabs,
Filled with chocolate and oil,
Despite all that toil,
It is what it is,
I love food and food loves me, without something edible, my brain goes fizz.
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