Thursday, October 09, 2025

Food and Workouts

Broke my trainer's heart,
By telling her I eat a handful of chips each night, she instantly made me do 10 more squats,

I eat two pieces of dark chocolate too, 
I confessed, she increased my dumbbell reps by two,

Excercise and food don't go hand in hand,
We have to turn our taste buds bland,

To have washboard abs,
Grinned like a Chesire Cat as I wrote those words, for at present I have only jiggly flabs,

Filled with chocolate and oil,
Despite all that toil,

It is what it is,
I love food and food loves me, without something edible, my brain goes fizz.

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