Five Almonds

I once met this gorgeous bald headed uncle,

Who had no trouble,

Staying fit,

His techniques were a hit,

Even the trainers took lessons from him,

He advised me; eating five Almonds a day, is a sure shot way to stay trim,

"Guess my age?", he asked one day,

"50", I replied, without delay,

He chuckled and said, "I'm 60, dear girl",

"Eat five almonds everyday, to make your face look radiant like a pearl"

So I've been eating those five almonds everyday,

To keep my weight at bay,

The one commonality between uncle and me,

Is the lack of hair, mine are ready to flee,

From my crown everyday,

But I'm eating those five almonds everyday.