Shopping with Mommy,
Is no tomfoolery,
She will ensure a hole in your wallet,
And she's unwilling to call it,
Quits, until she finds the perfect shoe, bag or dress,
Minus the stress,
She can fit an entire roadside fair,
Or a mall inside her Calonge handbag, to be fair,
She has a great eye for clothes and household decor,
She's happy to explore,
A million shops for a painting or a vase,
A bedsheet or a new lamp, for she will find space,
In her curio cluttered house,
That has zero space for even a mouse,
How anyone can shop like this, is a mystery,
Your wallet is sure to bite dust and warn you of history,
Shop with Mommy,
And you'll experience the equivalent of a human tsunami.
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