Toddlers

No one can love you,

And hate you, 

And love you all over again,

On the same day, without so much as twitching a vein,

They're melodramatic and calm,

Their moods, like a ticking time bomb,

Tears are shed like waterfalls,

Alongside ear-shattering bawls,

They're not evil,

Their love for you is pure, think Vin Diesel,

From the Pacifier,

Their tiny hearts merely desire,

Undivided attention from you,

They will pursue you,

Until you put everything aside and cuddle them, 

It's a win-win, for you'll both instantly feel less glum.