Wednesday, February 14, 2024

KFC Bouquet


Two decades since I've been dreaming of a KFC Bouquet,

The best gift on any given day,


Why has this gorgeous deep fried goodness,

Wrapped in dreamy paper, not been invented yet, has the world been neglected of this on purpose,


I should start a KFC Bouquet business on the side,

I'm sure my clientele would be from far and wide,


Just picture that KFC Bouquet for a second,

It's a force to be reckoned,


It's sure to make anyone go weak in the knees,

Work stress, marital fights, family disputes, it has the power to freeze,


Let me not waste time now,

I'm off to buy a KFC bucket and some cellophane wrap, I'm going to give myself the gift of a KFC Bouquet, look at it and say wow!

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