Item Girl

The idea hit me when I saw Katrina gyrating to "Sheela ki Jawaani",

I wish that was me,

My brain sighed,

I could make my body glide,

And jiggle like that,

I even had a chat,

With a movie bro I knew,

Do you think it's a dignified thing to do,

He asked, of course I replied,

My shaking bum will be seen worldwide,

Name, fame and immortality on screen,

I certainly want to become an item queen,

With each passing day though,

My lower back breaks a little more and my movements become slow,

I must fulfil this desire of mine, before I die,

Lest I come back to haunt every movie set which catches my ghostly eye.