Salads

Salads in the rain,

Will cause you nothing but pain,

I should have just ordered bonda and chicken fingers,

Instead, I decided to curb,

A start of the week indulgence,

I experienced a split-second of reluctance,

And stupidly ordered salad and sugar free cake,

That was it, my sleep was full of breaks,

Until the whole thing was thrown out of my system,

Listen carefully now, as I pass on this wisdom,

When it comes to food,

Eat only what makes you feel good,

Swap salads for deep fried junk,

And you'll sleep like a well meditated monk,

Salads in the rain,

Or any weather for that matter, never again, never again, never again.