Riaan The Menace

Riaan the menace, 

A lethal animal, deadlier than the original blonde-headed menace,

He can destroy spotlessly clean houses in seconds,

He is a toy-destroying, savage weapon,

A killer of peaceful minds,

A powerful gust of neverending wind,

That can't stop,

Won't stop,

You can cry, scream and shout,

He will still continue shamelessly, on his path of destruction, without a second of doubt,

Dennis had Mr Wilson,

Riaan has multiple Wilsons,

To pick and choose from,

Who are both overjoyed and frightened, when he comes sticking out his tongue,

His naughty face,

Never out of place,

Moments before something breaks,

And everyone shakes,

Their dismayed heads,

Swearing to be faster next time, instead of being at loggerheads,

With the master menace,

Our only and only, Riaan the menace.